garbage barge

A sexual undertaking very similar to the act of "motorboating" a woman's breasts. However, the "boating", if you will, occurs in the anal region of the recipient (male or female).

Dude#1: Hey man! Did you see the way Stacy was walking this morning?

Dude#2: Yeah. She looked like she took a belt sander to the ass.

Dude#1; Yeah man! Thats cause I gave her the ole Garbage Barge.

by My penis is August 4, 2007

Bargasm

An inexplicable and deafening outburst of simulateous girlish shrieks experienced at a pub. Commonly witnessed during bachelorette parties.

Mark suffered a heart-stopping scare when a booth of women next to him errupted in a bargasm over seemingly nothing.

by IrishLaddy May 7, 2009

professional bargainer

In retail, a customer who feels they are absolved, for whatever reason, from paying the full retail, or even sale price, of an item. They are ruthlessly aggressive, cutthroat, and Grade-A social bottomfeeders, of the lowest order. Often they will use every lie or excuse in the book, in order to garnish themselves a deal. They will claim a product is damaged, when it is not. They will claim to be family of staff, when they are not. Females will attempt to use sexual charm, while males prefer verbal aggression, to try and break down a salesperson. Easily spotted. Often found standing in the middle of the store, yelling at the top of their lungs, and making an ass of themselves.

"If that 'professional bargainer' makes a purchase from you, make sure you hit him up with the hidden 'PAIN IN MY ASS' tax. He has it coming to him!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

Bargain Zombie

A shopper in an mindless state of anticipation, having an unquenchable desire for mechandise on sale. Typically spotted in large masses converging in front of store entrances during late hours of the night prior to events such as Black Friday.

Look at all the Bargain Zombies flooding the store entrances, looks like a scene from Dawn of the Dead

by New Sky November 28, 2010

Bargizzling

A sexual act involving extremely-rough ( "brutal") oral sex, involving deep penetration of the throat with much force from the penis, with the specific technique or intent to make the individual receiving such treatment, gag, wretch, and vomit. It commonly occurs when the individual being penetrated is quite well intoxicated, and likely to vomit anyhow. ESP in alleys outside of bars.

That sicko is bargizzling that drunk whore outside the bar again. Better not give him a ride, it's going to be EVERYWHERE!

by Ognamus November 7, 2012

Bargainator

A proud individual that has an interest discount and free products. This specific individual saves a lot of money and lives a happy life.

Bargainator.com

I like to bargain therefore I am a Bargainator.

Your not a Bargianator you paid retail.

by Bargainator December 27, 2012

bargain boner

When you get such a good bargain you get a boner from it.

I just picked up a nixon jacket and adio shoes for a fourth of the price! i have such a bargain boner right now.

by Mammoth October 2, 2013