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Beached White Male

Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.

BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".
Look at that Beached White Male over there. He went from driving a BMW to being one!
by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2011
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Death of a Bachelor

Death of a Bachelor is the fifth album by Panic! at the Disco. It was released on January 15, 2015. It has Victorious, Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time, Hallelujah, Emperor's New Clothes, Death of a Bachelor, Crazy=Genius, LA Devotee, Golden Days, The Good, the Bad and the Dirty, House of Memories, and Impossible Year on it.
Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time is my favorite song from Death of a Bachelor.
by Pinkcat5678 July 5, 2016
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Beached As

when you are stuck on a beach in New Zealand, and you are a whale talking to a Seagull. Also refers to a bucket of water and a hose to get wet asap, and planktooon. Mostly this ends up in fish and chups.
On a side note, Whales cant chew.
I'm beached as bro!
by Dson001 January 8, 2009
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Beached

This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.
Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!

Friend-You dont mean?

Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
by troubledemon April 2, 2009
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Bachelor Pimp Pad

A bachelor pimp pad is typically a dwelling shared by two young bachelors, in the transitional period after college but before starting a real career.

The primary difference between a bachelor pimp pad and a typical dwelling is that a bachelor pimp pad is furnished much like a garage, with John Wayne American flags, shooting range targets, recliners, guitars and a foosball table.

Also known as a "BPP" or "B-dub-P".
Before we all go out Saturday night we're gonna pre-game it at our Bachelor Pimp Pad.
by Domeski January 3, 2011
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bashed the back out of her

To take a girl vigorously from behind.Maybe giving her ass the odd slap
Darren bashed the back out of her (his new girlfriend).She cryed
by randy randerson November 13, 2009
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Bachelor Alert

Noun. Singular.
Indicates that there is a strong presence of multiple, beautiful women, large quantities of junk food, and/or frivolous spending of money by a male twenty-something living by himself.
i.e. "Oh snap! Brian's got three hot babes at his place! AND I just saw him walk out of Food Mart with six bags of Dorito's, ten two-liter Pepsi's, and...oh my god...HE RENTED A STRETCH LIMO just to go shopping THREE BLOCKS AWAY! BACHELOR ALERT!!!"
by Commander Proteus January 1, 2012
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