Back up that money truck!

Back up that money truck! — Financial windfall that occurs because of a random accidental situation; or, because of purposeful criminal activity. The exclamation “Back up that money truck!” is yelled the moment one gets a gander of the settlement check; or, the first pile of money made from successful illegal activity.

1) My car got rear ended by a city bus going up hill on a sunny day at high noon! LAWSUIT!!!!!! Back up that money truck!

2) All of those knock off designer bags got sold and no one got caught. Everyone came back with pockets so swole with money; their asses looked like they had THE MUMPS!!!!! Re-up on the gear!!!! And then, Back up that money truck!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 15, 2023

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.

Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”

Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:

“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! — a variation of You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! Spoken as a prelude to the promise of a good fight; or, overly vigorous multi-position highly active sex — though not at the same time.

Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.

An extreme athlete just who spent 500 days in a cave and recently came out told her lover:

You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023

Backseating

In a stream, telling the streamer what to do instead of letting them take their own decisions

I'm not going to do a genocide run, stop backseating me

by Bonaaq February 19, 2021

backyard mechanic

Someone who works on & fixes cars on their own property.

John was quite the backyard mechanic & spent decades fixing cars, his GTO especially.

by Starchylde June 15, 2016

Back and Cheese

when you’re hitting it from the back and you’re eating mac and cheese.

“Hey how did it go with her last night”
“It went great, i got some back and cheese if you know what i mean”

by joywavves July 29, 2019

outta-whack-back quack

official name for a chiropractor / informal: may be shortened to ‘back quack’

You should never pump heavy weights without wearing a body belt – ‘cause you’ll only end up at the outta-whack-back quack, Jack.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 24, 2012