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Above average penis

Usually associated with a guy named matthew
by Matt on crack 47 April 20, 2023
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average looking

Neutral territory between ugly and attractive. These people are neither ugly or model material; however, there personalities tend to be their most greatest asset. To be average looking means to be imperfect.
Jennifer is average looking, but has a shining personality.
by Fruitloop544 April 6, 2016
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Average Intelligence

The average IQ is 100.

People who have this IQ commonly believe in ghosts, God, unproven herbal medicine, and are often superstitious.

People of this IQ mostly run the world, and are repsonsible for the fucked up state that it's in.
That guy must be of Average Intelligence: he's superstitious, he can't seem to think logically, his ability to reason seems non-existant, and he speaks some real crap.
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Averaginity

A status in everyone's life when a person has yet to do or see something so incredible that it would send shock waves in the media.
1.In a daring attempt to lose his averaginity, Jim, while blindfolded, rode a rocket powered shopping cart to school. Unfortunately, there was bumper to bumper traffic today so he never made it to school
2.Due to Dave's crazy party last night, I slept through the entire day, missing the next sighting of bigfoot, in my backyard.
by stabproofvest September 24, 2009
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Average Gammon

Defined as being a women who one would copulate with if the chance arises.
•Average Gammon... Get out your salmon..?

•Callum: how'd your date go?

Oly: she was average gammon at best.

Callum: and did she get out her salmon?

Oly: Of course baba, eeaassyyy!
by McCooks June 13, 2014
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Average Goon

Just your average troublemaker who enjoys the colors purple and yellow, and LOVES building things. Warning: Average Goons can be VERY competitive. Basically combine your average joe and your local goon squad.
God, that group is just a bunch of Average Goons!
by Velocidellix April 15, 2018
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Average Virgin

A person who abuses their Snapchat story with (nobody cares) Fortnite or PUBG wins.
Average virgin: yo I won a game of Fortnite!

Me: I don't care. Yo guess what.

Average virgin: What?

Me: Get a LIFE!!
by Zicardo May 31, 2018
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