The hardest thing in the world to rebel against.
Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010
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One who does not believe in a god or gods.
Sometimes stereotyped to be intolerant to religons.
They are not all intolerant. It is simply not believing in a higher being. If one should be free to be a certain religon without being intolerant, one should be free to not believe in a god(s) without being intolerant.
*Not to be confused with agnostic*
Sometimes stereotyped to be intolerant to religons.
They are not all intolerant. It is simply not believing in a higher being. If one should be free to be a certain religon without being intolerant, one should be free to not believe in a god(s) without being intolerant.
*Not to be confused with agnostic*
How I would hope it would go-
Christain: I'm Catholic.
Athiest: Oh, that's fine.
Christian: Well, what are you?
Athiest: Oh, I'm an athiest.
Christian: Oh, well that's cool.
Ways it may go but not many people would not want-
Religous person: I'm Catholic
Athiest: That's cool.
RP: Well, what about you?
Athiest: Well, I'm an athiest.
RP: You son of a bitch! You're going to Hell, stupid!
RP: I'm Catholic
Athiest: Oh my god! You're so stupid thee is no higher being! The Bible is fictional.
RP: B-B-but
Athiest: No! Shut-up!
Christain: I'm Catholic.
Athiest: Oh, that's fine.
Christian: Well, what are you?
Athiest: Oh, I'm an athiest.
Christian: Oh, well that's cool.
Ways it may go but not many people would not want-
Religous person: I'm Catholic
Athiest: That's cool.
RP: Well, what about you?
Athiest: Well, I'm an athiest.
RP: You son of a bitch! You're going to Hell, stupid!
RP: I'm Catholic
Athiest: Oh my god! You're so stupid thee is no higher being! The Bible is fictional.
RP: B-B-but
Athiest: No! Shut-up!
by Must I put something here? October 15, 2007
Get the Athiest mug.A teenager that says he/she does not believe in God in order to rebel against parents or some other authority figure. An "athiest" usually becomes a Christian within a couple of years. Sometimes they eventually learn how to spell the word "atheist", and then go around proclaiming they were atheists until they "felt God's presence" or some other bullshit.
My parent's made me go to church yesterday, and I wanted to play video games instead, so now I am an athiest.
by LVBen January 2, 2009
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The best religous beleif in which there are no dumb rules and our lives don't revolve some book.
I am athiest but i'm not a hater and respect others beleifs. i also am humane . Murder is wrong. No matter what.
The best religous beleif in which there are no dumb rules and our lives don't revolve some book.
I am athiest but i'm not a hater and respect others beleifs. i also am humane . Murder is wrong. No matter what.
"Are you going to church this Sunday"?
No, I'm an athiest.
I'm not gonna waste my time with that holyshit!
No, I'm an athiest.
I'm not gonna waste my time with that holyshit!
by PartyGuy December 28, 2007
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Get the athieism mug.Oh my, it seems the server has crashed. I'd better log back in as quick as possible. *Authenticating* .. what..? *Cancel* ... *Authenticating* .. how is this possible? Well, it should work the third time. After all, that 'is' the charm. *Cancel* ... *Authenticating* .. WHAT?! What foul fate is this?! *Emocut*
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