awkwardtunity

an awkward opportunity.

There are no more seats left and someone offers they're lap to you. That's an awkwardtunity.

You forgot to wear deodorant and your friend offers you theirs. Awkwardtunity.

by Jaella08 October 23, 2011

Awkward Penguin

see, its best used when someone says something weird, unnecessary, or just awkward. more awkward then an awkward turtle.. its the awkward penguin.
you need to reference the awkwardness first. so you say ahh, awkward penguin <(")

Ahh, Awkward Penguin <(")

by pseudonym......111111 June 30, 2011

awkward k

when texting or talking to someone online and they drop the "k" bomb. naturally, this short and insensitive 'k' is a conversation ender/killer/self destructor. it should be avoided at all costs if you remotely care about the person you are talking to.

however, when trying to be a bitch or an asshole, the awkward k is a perfectly acceptable means of communicating your cuntiness.

"hey im gonna go watch drop dead gorgeous. ill be over in 15 minutes. is that cool?"

"k" (awkward k)

by $brumoney$ April 27, 2010

Awkward Stacking

-Awkward Stacking- occurs when an awkward moment happens in a chat room , and the person on the other end of the conversation stops replying, and you keep adding more messages hoping to break the ice not knowing that your only making the moment more uncomfortable. This usually amounts up in the other person getting annoyed or freaked out and logging off.
(An analogy for this is like being a cardboard box manufacturer. Someone who keeps stacking boxes over an awkward moment hoping to fix it. But dosent realize that the more Boxes he stacks on top of it equals it being even harder to clear up the moment.)

~below is an example of Awkward Stacking~
(chat room)
Awesomeness151- Hi whats up?
Katie575- oh hey =)
Awesomeness151- you looked cute in that skirt today
Katie575-ummm....yeah
Awesomeness151-totally lol
(6 minutes go by without a reply.)
Awesomeness151- lmao im awesome
Awesomeness151-soooooo....
Awesomeness151-umm how was your day?
Awesomeness151-Mine was aight =D
Awesomeness151- Just feeding my dog =
Awesomeness151-......
Awesomeness151-so what you wanna talk about? lol XD
(Katie575 is now offline.)
Awesomeness151- alright koolz talk to you tomorrow then.

by Alejandro Cruz December 22, 2008

Awkward Awkward

Interjection. Used when confronted with an awkward situation and one awkward does not suffice.

Ben: Do you have a crush on John?
Audrey: Awkward awkward...

by awkwardawkward October 30, 2011

awkward emily

the act of somebody walking awkwardly into a room while only wearing a towel.

Frank: oh hey claudine.
oh shit you're in towel! *awkward emily*

by platypus2008 August 2, 2008

akward hall walk

When your walking next to someone who you know but have nothing to talk to about between school classes.

today, i was walking next to my crush in the hall, with nothing to say. It was a total akward hall walk.

by singletilldeath.com August 28, 2009