A case where, due to excessive exercise, a man's penis is smaller than normal. Unlike athlete's foot, athlete's penis is not caused by fungus infections. It happens because all of the blood that would usually keep a man's penis his normal size is being used in his muscles. This is not contagious, but very demoralizing to said man.
Person A: "Ah man, it sucks Harrison got pantsed in from of Allie!"
Person B: "Yeah that was the worst case of Athlete's Penis I've ever seen! I don't know if he'll ever be able to live it down..."
Person B: "Yeah that was the worst case of Athlete's Penis I've ever seen! I don't know if he'll ever be able to live it down..."
by Future Mind-Controling Robots July 9, 2010
Get the Athlete's Penis mug.The appearance of the common contagious fungus known as "Athlete's foot" on one's face. Use to replace such common phrases as "crater-face", "scar-face" or "that guy who doesn't wash his face".
I was looking forward to my blind date with Jamie last week, but when she showed up it was clear from where I was sitting she had athlete's face. I promptly paid for my drink and left.
by manderson303 November 13, 2013
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The term "A level Athletes" is used by White American male cuckholds to describe explosive physically gifted African-American males who play in the NFL or NBA.
"The only A level athletes in the world play in the NFL or NBA"
"LeBron could become UFC Champion after 2 weeks training because he is an A level athlete"
"LeBron could become UFC Champion after 2 weeks training because he is an A level athlete"
by pizza delivery January 6, 2019
Get the A level Athletes mug.1. The theoretical Hero of the Indian Civilization, that will one day actually win a gold medal for India.
2. The theoretical sportsman that will one day win a gold medal with funding from an abroad country for said country with Indian origin.
3. The loss of potential, due to the influence of ones (see Indian Parents) or lack of funding.
4. The most unathletic/under-trained athlete in the world.
2. The theoretical sportsman that will one day win a gold medal with funding from an abroad country for said country with Indian origin.
3. The loss of potential, due to the influence of ones (see Indian Parents) or lack of funding.
4. The most unathletic/under-trained athlete in the world.
1. India has returned home from London with no medals yet again. Most blame this on culture and poor funding rather than bad genetics. Maybe one day there will be an Indian Athlete.
2. Canada and Britain have a very diverse teams, which one even include an Indian Athlete; who was quoted saying he is, "too tired to play shooting targets," for London 2012.
3. Indian Child, "Mother I am very good at skiing, football, and hockey, my coach even says I can become a very great Indian Athlete for the next Olympics,"
Indian Mother, "Thats great beta, now focus on you're studies so you can become a doctor."
4. With zero funding from his government, Raj Singh is truly an Indian Athlete.
2. Canada and Britain have a very diverse teams, which one even include an Indian Athlete; who was quoted saying he is, "too tired to play shooting targets," for London 2012.
3. Indian Child, "Mother I am very good at skiing, football, and hockey, my coach even says I can become a very great Indian Athlete for the next Olympics,"
Indian Mother, "Thats great beta, now focus on you're studies so you can become a doctor."
4. With zero funding from his government, Raj Singh is truly an Indian Athlete.
by dehbrat February 21, 2010
Get the Indian Athlete mug.The result of getting toe-fucked by someone with athletes foot. Can be cured with "Foot Powder" that comes in a cream.
My athletes vagina is really acting up today. So much itching and burning. Why did i let that football player toe me?
by Aubadarea February 12, 2008
Get the athletes vagina mug.An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names tinea twat and fungal tunnel. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.
Causes an itchy, smelly, infectious vag that is a danger to others who enter it.
Causes an itchy, smelly, infectious vag that is a danger to others who enter it.
1. Mike accidentally put his dick in Cassy's athlete's vag. He now has jock itch.
2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank athlete's vag.
2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank athlete's vag.
by vagdoc October 13, 2011
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