Pulling an Astrid

Someone who gets your hopes up then shatters them into a thousand pieces.

Me:"I have lost my shorts, I can't find them anywhere.."
Friend:" aren't these them...no wait this is a hairbrush."
Me:" eugh...thanks for pulling an Astrid!!"

by SEARFA October 24, 2014

Asteroid

The fattest thing at a party. You wouldn't fuck her, but you'd let her suck your dick.

Were there any girls at that party?" "Yeah, but there was an asteroid, too." "Oh. Gross. Did you fuck her?" "No, but I let her suck my dick.

by JustUsGuys October 4, 2010

Asteroids

A classic arcade game that was made by Atari where you had to shoot asteroids off of the screen. It was black and white but awesome at the time.

I'm going to the Arcade to play Asteroids tonight.

by pablowisdom August 19, 2016

Astrid

Astrid is the most beautiful, stunning, person in the world. You get so bedazzled by her beauty and booty that you die. She is also ver shippable; for example she gets shipped a lot with boys named Yannick and Jovan.

Wow! She's such a Star!
Ikr! A complete Astrid!

by 1234someweirdkid2843 February 21, 2018

astrid

Astrid is the true definition of amazing. She always has a smile on when it’s the most toughest days. With a great GPA and teacher’s favorite, she knows how to school, but it’s hard on her. She might smile but nobody really knows what’s going on behind the scenes. Astrid is always a great friend and keeps her family close. Family means everything to her. She pulls a lot of boys because she is so beautiful and attractive. With a nice ass and good face, all the boys want her! Everyone needs an Astrid in their life

Guy: OMG Astrid is coming to the party!
Second Guy: OMG I can’t wait she’s amazing!

by elineedscock April 1, 2019

Astrid

Astrid is an amazing girl. She is the best friend anyone could have. At first she’s shy and conservative, but once you get to know her she’s a complete crackhead. Astrid is the type of girl that loves fictional characters. she loves them so much in fact that she’ll probably have 0 real love life. She day dreams about her fictional crushes and reads wattpad story’s about them. Her best friends are just as amazing as her. If you ever meet an Astrid, make sure to keep her because she is one of the best people out there.

Lia: “Have you heard about the new girl?”
Shane: “I heard she’s a really nice girl! But she reads that weird crap on wattpad!”
Lia: “Yup… she sounds like an Astrid”

by emotionallyunstablesimp January 31, 2022

Asteroids

When your cumshot destroys your surroundings

Hey man i just shot some asteroids at my red bull can and knocked it over.

by flavourman April 4, 2009