1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation.
by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014
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A bridal shop should pay due diligence during gown-preparations, to hopefully avoid any ALTERcations stemming from one or more wardrobe malfunctions during a "big day" ceremony.
by QuacksO February 2, 2023
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by FMW2020 June 3, 2016
Get the verbal altercation mug.1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.
2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.
2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.
Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!
by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005
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Star Trek was so masterbational that I wanked super hard right in the theatre and shot the screen with my dick cheese.
by BuGzeeYY June 14, 2009
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A sexual act in which two women (or men, whatever the preference) simultaneously jerk off an erect male using both of their asses with the penis in between the four ass cheeks, long-ways along both ass cracks.
A sexual act in which two women (or men, whatever the preference) simultaneously jerk off an erect male using both of their asses with the penis in between the four ass cheeks, long-ways along both ass cracks.
Being the booty lover that he is, Stan likes to get a couple of big assed girls, oil up their thick booties, and get them to jerk him off using the ol' double assturbation technique.
by actionman777 April 2, 2010
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-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?
-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.
-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.
by andmybow February 20, 2014
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