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lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation.
Tom likes watching others, then he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation
by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014
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ALTERcation

A verbal and/or physical dust-up due to either someone's displeasure at da tailoring adjustments of a prized garment, or someone's decidedly NOT "holding his peace" at a wedding.
A bridal shop should pay due diligence during gown-preparations, to hopefully avoid any ALTERcations stemming from one or more wardrobe malfunctions during a "big day" ceremony.
by QuacksO February 2, 2023
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verbal altercation

I was charged with verbal altercation at school today
by FMW2020 June 3, 2016
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spiritual masterbation

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.
Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!
by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005
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Masterbational

Something sooooo totally badass that right at that moment you want to drop your pants and have a massive wank.
Star Trek was so masterbational that I wanked super hard right in the theatre and shot the screen with my dick cheese.
by BuGzeeYY June 14, 2009
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double assturbation

See "double anal tug"

A sexual act in which two women (or men, whatever the preference) simultaneously jerk off an erect male using both of their asses with the penis in between the four ass cheeks, long-ways along both ass cracks.
Being the booty lover that he is, Stan likes to get a couple of big assed girls, oil up their thick booties, and get them to jerk him off using the ol' double assturbation technique.
by actionman777 April 2, 2010
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status masterbation

A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.
-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?

-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.
by andmybow February 20, 2014
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