asspiss

liguid shit

man i got narlly asspiss

by nambo August 7, 2003

Asspanzer

1. Noun (olde English infused with Germanic overtones): One who thrusts the virtues of elegance through the figurative sphincter of an uncouth savage.

His tireless efforts to tame the savagery of Britain's underclass, commonly known as 'Chavs', have granted him status as the foremost asspanzer of our age.

by vvvggg August 30, 2005

Assapopolis

Place where one gets a shitload of ass.

Jake and Isaac were at Assapopolis at camp.

by asdfasdfasdfasdfsadfsadfasdfsad July 18, 2007

asspelonking

1) going deep on any given subject.
2) anally profound.

1) Oh no, let's not start asspelonking over that same old thing again , now shall we...
2) The doctor had to investigate him rectally and it sure looked asspelonking!

by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

Assphemy

irreverent or blasphemous behavior toward the ass of another; speaking poorly of another's gluteus

A:"That girl has no ass. I wouldn't want to tap that." B:"No way man, that's assphemy. She's got some cakes."

by mattandalbc January 7, 2011

Assphena

A pharmaceutical taken when experiencing painful bowel movements.

Hey Jerry, taking a dump is painful and hurts like a mother these days - think I'm going to give that Assphena a try!

by AUsome October 24, 2014

asspectations

When you try to guess what a girl's ass looks like just from the outline of it in her pants.

Yo man, you see that girl in the yoga shorts?
Ya dude, I got some real asspectations.

by Buzz55kill April 19, 2017