Aspen

The most bestest and beautiful amazing girl I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. Someone you want to call your Partner. Truly rocks my world, I can’t wait to spend my life making memories with that girl. Best friends,, Let’s do this the right way! I love you, Aspen. Love, Always.

Guy 1 - “Woah… guy, who’s that girl over there? She’s fuxking gorgeous, bro!”
Guy 2 - “Oh yeah that’s Aspen. She’s the coolest. Always making me smile. If you like her, though, go slow. She deserves it.”

by Kyler Rykov March 11, 2022

autumn aspens sister

Chris things shes like super hot and she is aspens sister

Chris: hey autumn aspens sister, your pretty hot

by itsjasonlol February 26, 2019

Alex Aspen

A kid from aspen who is aspen who is the shit and let’s everyone know. To pull an Alex aspen is to hype yourself up so much that nothing can ever bring you down.

Yo dude, everyone wishes they were me.

Damn, you’re such an Alex Aspen

by Roryyyyyyyy October 1, 2021

Aspen

A kid having no eyebrows or purpose in life.

Hey, are you friends with that Aspen?
Yea why?
He got no eyebrows, that's kinda wierd.

by jombomb May 1, 2018

Aspen (ASS•PAN)

A girl with a flat ass that's shaped like a frying pan.

OMG LOOK AT ASPEN (ASS•PAN) .her butt it's the shape of a frying pan. She ain't got no booty!!

by Ciaraa August 22, 2015

assdent

The giant indent left in the couch by one's posterior after an extended period of sitting. Often seen in conjunction with couch potato-itis.

The assdent your mom left behind after last night's episode of Desperate Housewives was so deep that we lost the remote, a half-eaten turkey burger, and someone's cat.

by samh5f April 29, 2010

Aspen

The most over-rated and ridiculously expensive ski resort in colorado. Home of the snooty, fur coat, fur boot and leggings wearing yuppies. A place where PETA would have a hay-day. Where everything is ridiculously over priced and even the fast food dollar menu is $1.50. The main attraction of the resort is celebrity-watching and shopping at the designer stores. The only good time to go is during the infamous X-games which brings in normal people who actually ski and snowboard instead of going to look pretty in fur on the mountain. Also a term to describe somebody who is snooty or wearing too much fur.

That woman with her 20 facelifts and breast implants is so aspen.

I went to aspen this weekend and now I cant even afford food for a week.

by lareila February 8, 2007