Son of a Simp

Basically the same thing as calling someone a son of a bitch, but your also calling them a simp.

You broke my TV You Son of a Simp.

by BigFatPhonie September 2, 2020

Fatima Maria Asim

The most legendary human being you will ever meet. You better be friend's with her.

I want to be like Fatima Maria Asim

by Awesomebossom October 19, 2020

asiaphile

(noun); used towards a person. It is a person (typically a caucasian male) that is obsessed with asian women no matter which country, as long as she is asian. Most of the time enjoys anime and learns Japanese (most of the time) for no reason other than to hit on Japanese girls. Claims to be knowledgeable about the asian culture but cannot tell the difference between a Japanese/Korean/Chinese woman. Will only date Asian women, are completely and utterly obsessed with asian women.

"Oh my god that guy just hit on me but I KNOW he's an asiaphile!"

"What do you think of that guy?"
"Um girlfriend, he's totally an asiaphile."

"One rule for guys that I pick; you cannot have had more than 1 asian ex girlfriend because there's no way in hell I'm dating an asiaphile."

by theasianprincess April 17, 2009

Asymptote

An asymptote is a person who you get closer and closer to you but never touches you.

Derived from the term in analytic geometry.

Roo Roo came over last night and had her in the bed for ages and got absolutely nothing. She's such an asymptote.

by Pigballs January 23, 2016

Asim

The sweetest and handsomest man to ever step foot on earth. His smile can light up any room and his laugh is music to one’s ears. Everything about him is so dreamlike. Anyone would be absolutely lucky to have an Asim in their life.

Person 1: I saw the handsomest guy yesterday.

Person 2: Must have been Asim

by Diddy Riese April 8, 2022

what is a simp

Someone manly men who will be obsessed over a girl (or boy) and want to be with them and will do anything for them.

Person 1: hey i totally simp for that dude over there
Person 2: really damn...wait what is a simp?
Person 1: oh yea, i would do anything for them

by Thatcrazyredhead September 26, 2020

asimo

A cool alternative to the word 'awesome'.

DUDE!! That was like totally asimo :D

by Cody McLain February 4, 2008