ascend the tree

the act of having sexual intercourse, refers to the ascension of the body starting at the feet leading to the genitals. traditional the ascenion begins with either the woman or man placing their foot on the other's opposite foot. Derived from ancient Indian tradition.

dude, you got to ascend the tree slow. She has a nice tree. I would ascend that so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.

by Jonathan Burkels January 6, 2012

Ascend Selfbot

best discord selfbot on the market

wow did you see him ban everyone in that server? he must be using Ascend Selfbot

by jxnx2 July 14, 2021

Asco

A mix of Tesco and Asda combined, implying the person is infact poor since they only shop at two of the cheapest supermarkets.

"Lolol, you go to asco, poor nub ^_^"

by MartinJP April 28, 2006

Ascob

A gentleman who fucks like a Cocker Spaniel.

"Dude, that guy's an ascob.....Well your girlfriend says so."

by Luddz May 25, 2015

Ashonti

A very selfless person who puts anyone before ones self, full of emotion which may portray them as weak but they're actually the opposite they have tons of imagination to one it may seem over the top but to another audience it may be attractive, occasionally an Ashonti may seem to have a split personality but over all he/she lives off of love which is a huge part when it comes to their humanity .

I've met someone named Ashonti before, it was like meeting a human kaledoscope

by shatteredrecordsz December 20, 2013

ascentia

God like guild on The Nameless Server

Ascentia ownes all

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

The Lark Ascending

One of the finest pieces of music in the classical violin repertoire. You've gotta admit it.

The Lark Ascending is bloody amazing!

by Viola Tragic May 8, 2006