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Acoustic Guitar Guy

Profile of an acoustic guitar guy: The AGG can be found most often at college campuses and teen camps. The AGG is under the impression that he's very gifted when it comes to playing guitar, but in actuality is quite bad. He attempts to cover this up by singing and occasionally flipping his long hair, so long as it's not in his favorite hairstyle, the man-bun. His rolled pant legs and flip-flops are a desperate attempt to communicate that he doesn't care. The ultimate success to an AGG is acquiring a group of girls with low self-esteem and no musical talent, so that they are unable to recognize that he is really not great at guitar.
"Crap. All I wanted was coffee, but now this Acoustic Guitar Guy is going to impose his lousy music on me."
by Cmaliso November 12, 2015
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condyle acousticophobia

Condyle acousticophobia is the fear of cracking bones.
Condyle meaning the joint between bones.
Acouticophobia being the fear of a sound.
Condyle acousticophobia is triggered by the sound of cracking bones but can also be triggered just by looking at someone cracking their bones and depending on severity of the phobia can even be triggered by the thought of it.
Symptoms include:
- Sweating

- Swearing

- Screaming

- Nausea
- Dizziness

- Vomiting

- Increased heart rate
and many more depending on the person.
Person 1 - *Cracks knuckles*
Person 2 - Ahhhhhhhh! Are you kidding me! You crazy person! STOOOOOOP!
Person 1 - What?!
Person 2 - I have condyle acousticophobia!
Person 1 - ...?
Person 2 - Just don't ever crack yo bones near me again!
by Heyyy It's Meeeeeee September 8, 2018
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