The moment in which a person, desperately needing to take a shit, is forced to stiffen up, clamp their ass cheeks as hard as possible, and make their way to the bathroom as fast as they can in their awkward, waddling position in order to avoid shitting themselves.
Joey: "Did you see the way Tim left the room? He looked like a fucking penguin. Should we call an ambulance?"
Dave: "Nah bro, he's entered shittiac arrest. He's in god's hands now."
Dave: "Nah bro, he's entered shittiac arrest. He's in god's hands now."
by Fuck a handle September 6, 2017
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Guy 1: Bc I sit go anywhere I'm shutin for today until like 2
Guy 2: Idek if that is even english.
Guy 3: This man had a cardibacular arrest.
Guy 2: Idek if that is even english.
Guy 3: This man had a cardibacular arrest.
by Dr. Desiigner June 4, 2019
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Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.
Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!
No problem dude, glad I could help!
by CountLippe February 12, 2021
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by kalray April 29, 2021
Get the pp arrest mug.Cardiac Arrest June is the month of where we celebrate Cardiac Arrest.
To do this, we run as much as physically possible and as intensely possible to the point where you are at a massive risk of a cardiac arrest all throughout of June.
To do this, we run as much as physically possible and as intensely possible to the point where you are at a massive risk of a cardiac arrest all throughout of June.
by renatoisadickhead June 10, 2023
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what the heck happened to your Facebook account?
It was suspended.
Why?
Well, I must've said something inappropriate like using the "F" bomb, and someone made a cybercitizen's arrest. Fuck my life.
It was suspended.
Why?
Well, I must've said something inappropriate like using the "F" bomb, and someone made a cybercitizen's arrest. Fuck my life.
by Mind Gamer November 22, 2013
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