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Apple Skitz

An excellent cocktail consisting of

10oz vodka
10oz apple schnapps
.5 - 1 pack of sour skittles

Mix schnapps and vodka and add skittles to taste, stir the shit out of it, freeze for best results (wont actually freeze)
Smells like apple juice, acts like vodka.

Bro 1: Yo dude come to my room for some apple skitz tonight!

Bro 2: Hellz yeahh i got a pack of skittles for this shit!

Bro 1: Apple Skitz fuck yah, shit is dope
by tuxy October 17, 2010
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