MILF Alert

When there is at least one MILF within a 50 foot radius.

Two man-friends at a bar:

Guy 1: Dude me and Jane totally boned for like 3 hours last night! It was so amaz-

Guy 2: OMG! MILF Alert!

(Both men stare at a classic MILF sitting at a nearby table)

by raytk12 July 11, 2010

Flag

Get the MILF Alert mug.

BBQ chicken alert

When in an nba game, and a scrub center checks into the game, scream this phrase to let everyone know he’s coming in

Shaq:” BBQ CHICKEN ALERT!”

by creasypoo April 30, 2019

Flag

Get the BBQ chicken alert mug.

Related Words

AOLer • Adler • allergy • Aleri • aleria • ahlers • Alero • alert • aler • alera

allergy

A condition in which the body has an exaggerated response to a substance (eg food or drug). Also known as hypersensitivity.

"I have an allergy to nuts"

by sarah-3-2321 June 12, 2006

Flag

Get the allergy mug.

Alertgasim

When your smartphone vibrates and beeps uncontrollably for 10+ seconds as a flood of notifications overwhelm it.

Dude, your phone just had an 20 second alertgasim and fell off your desk.

by shiznittt July 25, 2012

Flag

Get the Alertgasim mug.

Aleri

TOTAL BADASS!!!!!!!!! She isn't an asshole . SHE'S AN ICON SHE'S A LEGEND AND SHE IS THE MOMENTE HER: ALERI! she has an obsession with Dylan O' brien<3

WOW SHE IS ALERII!!! ALERT FOR YOUR EYES!!

by _h0e_ June 7, 2021

Flag