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Alto Clef

He’s from the SCP foundation and I love him sososo much!! He’s super badass and he deserves the fucking world, unlike his ex or whatever.. fucking bitch…. :/ like seriously he deserves more than that ho.. I wanna give him a giant painting of squidward (I dunno 😭) and hug him and then play ukulele with him. :3
Stop talking about Alto Clef!! >:(“- no one ever

“ BUT HES BEAUTIFUL AND COOL?!?!”- me
by SillyCaterpillar January 2, 2025
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Paco Alto

A derogitory term referring to a freakishly large person from Spanish speaking countries other than Spain.
Did you see that paco alto? He must play hoops for the Mexican national team.
by Angry Hater 666 June 2, 2010
mugGet the Paco Altomug.

PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA

It is when to your consternation you are put in their abusive driiling.

When people hate security at STANFORD MALL so much they start stealing and assaulting the people in security at the mall as the PALO.ALTO SECUTITY TRAUMA has gotten around big time and not only that PALO ALTO'S laws passed so people can practice PARSIMONY peacefully without anyone being able to ask anyone of anything to help out.
When that set me up.for pan handling to afford some food and they immediately trespass me out and the five dollars given

blows away in the wind you feel the PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA when you come back after eight months and are treated wose not able to not only at dinner time to get something to eat but SHAKE SHACK.LIES about saying they will give you something renegues.
by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL April 8, 2022
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Palo Alto poor

This is a term used in the SF Bay Area / Silicon Valley to convey that you’re probably making a solid living at $300+ k per year but are still considered “poor” (& lower-middle class) in this area.
My daughter works as a cardiologist at Stanford, but still calls herself “Palo Alto poor” because she can’t afford to buy a house in the area.
by NKJTW December 13, 2023
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Red Alto

Someone that has a Red Vuse Alto Device, aka a Red Body, is very suspicious and you should stay away from this person. Normally this color device is given to them rather than chosen. Was it a choice or was it given to them by fate? Don't find out on your own
Person- "Can I hit that alto?"
Red Body- "Yeah here you go."
Person- "Ohhhhhhh you got a Red Alto. Never mind I’m good.”
by Anonymous_22334 September 23, 2024
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alto

ALL U HAVE TO KNOW IS THAT U HAVE A FEMALE VAGINA AND U CAN SING (NOY WELL). U dont us ur tounge or teeth
SHE BUCKLES WHEN YOU LAY HER ON HER BACK AND GIVE HER A ALTO
by Jenkyn October 18, 2008
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Palo Alto

palo alto means tall stick and can be used in a sexual way, as in an erection
why is your palo alto foo
by fat nickle berry August 13, 2023
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