What one or both members of da unfortunate couple at a shotgun wedding would likely wish could be granted regarding da terms of da marriage agreement.
I never could understand da rationale behind a loose-with-his-zipper dude's being forced to marry da gal whom he'd gotten preggo but was otherwise unwilling to stand by --- presumably da girl's parents would not even want a "deadbeat dad" like him as a reputation-sullying member of their formerly-respectable family, anyway. Maybe "'way back when" during da time when shotgun weddings were more common, there were not da legal "ALTERation" possibilities yet dat would merely require da dude to pay child-support, not actually live in da same household as da new mother.
by QuacksO February 07, 2023
When you leak nudes from somebody with somebody else and after you’re getting exposed for it you blame everybody else.
Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?
Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.
Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.
by Honigmädchen July 03, 2021
Altered perceptions are a progressive deathcore/djent band signed by artery recordings, the band was formed in 2013 in lemont,illnois. They have 3 albums; void (released Sep 2013), from rise to ruin (released off 2016), and malice (released Jun 2018). To anyone who thinks these are the heaviest band ever, go suck a ducks bill... If you want heavy, infant annihilator
Man 1: dude altered perceptions are so good
Man 2: their ok
Man 1 l: they are so fuKing heavy!!!!
Man 2: *slits man 1's throAt
Man 2: their ok
Man 1 l: they are so fuKing heavy!!!!
Man 2: *slits man 1's throAt
by Not Caleb foster September 11, 2019
by QuacksO January 06, 2023
-what was the prizepool in the last season of altered entity fivem drift series?
-hmm, not sure, i think it was OATS
-hmm, not sure, i think it was OATS
by notrevochi September 11, 2020
The act of wasting State of the art technology to touch up the voices of singers or even instruments in music. The process is fairly efficient usually unless the singer totally sucks, resulting in techy, unaturally smooth voices that emanate a strange, humming sound. if you pay attention, it sometimes becomes very obvious. It is usually noticeable in songs where the singers aren't drowned out by electric guitars. It is not as frowned upon as lip-synching, but some fans dislike it. It is choppier in live music because the Mic. is the only thing correcting the tone.
Hilary Duff is singing better than normal!
Don't get too exited, Nasa just took charge of digital altering her voice, that's all.
Don't get too exited, Nasa just took charge of digital altering her voice, that's all.
by Broadcasting to you from a geisha house August 13, 2006
luxpaws system alter named toddy tickler
He likes to tickle toddlers, doesn’t get in troubel with law because he can plead insanity.
He likes to tickle toddlers, doesn’t get in troubel with law because he can plead insanity.
by .sinicism March 26, 2024