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Alot

"that's alot of food Michael"
by ParlseyIsQueer87 June 4, 2021
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sir pops alot

the rank one achieves after popping a specified number of zits:

1. 10 regular zits
2. 5 megazits
3. 2 pimple domes
Cody: "Oh boy! I just popped 5 megazits at the same time!"
Tom: "that's great sir pops alot"
by heythewhat February 10, 2012
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Alot

A single word spelling of the phrase 'a lot.' Technically considered an error, it's becoming more acceptable by the day to use. This is how most words are created.

Many grammar snobs see this word and either:
A) Chuckle under their breath with a slight upturn of their lip before readying their palms across their keyboard and writing a condescending high-brow fully grammatical response correcting your pathetic mistake,
OR
B) Do the same thing as above but pissed.

I have a call to action for anyone reading this. Please always use 'alot.' It doesn't matter if you've never used it before or have been using it every day of your life, do not stop using it. If someone corrects you, double down. "No, I think that's correct." "Actually, I prefer this spelling. I think I'm going to upload it to Urban Dictionary." Never stop alotting.

Alot forever.
"I get a lot of Reddit karma." (bad spelling)

"I get alot of pussy." (epic spelling)
by cadeotsg December 8, 2024
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alot

a typo of the word ' a lot ', alot isn't a real word.
the correct spelling of alot is a lot
by sirshiba October 30, 2023
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mach alot

To drive so fast that no one can believe that you got there that quickly.
Holy shit! How did you get back from the store so soon? How fast where you going?

The speedometer was reading Mach alot!
by eat my ass! October 8, 2015
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Alot

A growing one word adaption of the words a lot, often used in text and quick messaging in certain parts of English countries, with even more usage as slang in countries where English is a commonly used second language.
Joe: I got alot of things going on right now.

Burly: 99 problems, and spelling is sure one of them.

Joe: heh?

Burly: A lot is two separate words fool.

*Joe shows Burly urban dictionary.

Burly: Oh.
by Truehelpinghand April 26, 2020
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alot

The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people's grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug. Credit to hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com.au
I love my alot a lot
by anon5656 April 15, 2015
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