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aggrorithm

Aggrorithm (n): an algorithm written to incite aggression.

Aggrorithms are a dark pattern employed by businesses with bottom lines tied to confrontation and conflict (“engagement”).
Profiling data is used to nudge users into conflict and increase revenue.
The Youtube Aggrorithm has been recommending Red-Pill Incel videos to my 13 year old son again.
by toffee crisp November 30, 2021
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Palgorithm

describes the science of when Facebook or LinkedIn shows you who you and someone else have in common
LinkedIn's palgorithm voodoo said we should be friends.
by Eat My Words July 22, 2011
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AlGoreithm

Repeating a calculation until a prior desired result is produced. This refers to the 2000 US presidential elections, where Al Gore lost, but a long recount process gave the impression that it was going to continue forever until Al Gore is determined the winner (although eventually, the recount was stopped by the court and Bush was declared the winner).
The process you proposed is an algoreithm: instead of coming up with the right results it will just waste time and finally come up with exactly your predetermined results!
by nyh August 29, 2010
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Algorethism

Is the stupid believed that Al-Gore is greater than any religious figure or politician. Some of the people who accept Algorethism would go to any length to prove to U that Al-Gore is more or less the coming together of Jesus Christ, Pluto and James Bond. The first verse of their religious book goes like this: “Al-Gore, the creator and inventor of Internet, was persecuted and shamed by Floridians …”
Algorethism also teaches that Bush and Osama bin Laden are equal and the same person. Because of this position, they think Bush was the one who caused 9/11. It lays emphasis on the fact that the world would end in 2020 when most part of planet would be flooded starting in Florida. Of course, since Florida is the place where Al-Gore was disgraced, they always PRAY that what happened at Sodom and Gomorrah must come on Floridians.
Most of the believers of Algorethism are likely to be University teachers, Hollywood stars, Liberals, Moslems, Media, Blacks, Mama-Obama-Group, etc. Key disciples are Jerry Springer, Paris Hilton, Al-Sharpton, Rev Jesse Jackson, Your-Average-University-Professor, etc.
Oh, since I stopped accepting Christ, I have joined the church of Algorethism.

Algorethism? What a heck!
by Yaw-Barima November 13, 2007
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algorismia

n. the condition one finds oneself in when naturally imbued with strong idealistic beliefs, which must be totally submerged in order to "get ahead" politically. 2. The feeling of utter despair when one realizes that they have submerged all that they consider to be worthwhile, only to co-exist with a more powerful force.
When faced with total political anihilation by his opponents, Rick Gephart found the only way to remain viable was to give in to the hyperbole and soon after experience the terrible itch of algorismia.
by Jim Hauff August 1, 2003
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AlGoreithm

A long, mind boggling explanation of an environmental problem, set to Melissa Etheridge's music.
Vladimir: Did you really go to Professor Greengrass's lecture?

Estragon: Yeah, it was basically another AlGoreithm. That tree-hugger
by Ben_Dustman May 8, 2011
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algorerithm

a procedure or formula for creating a problem
What did I tell you? You just algorerithm'd it!
by phil rumsey January 8, 2010
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