A vague, ambiguous term referring to people who have lost control over their drinking, and is therefore having a negative impact on their life, such as work, relationships, or health. Somewhere along the line, for the sake of political correctness and to completely liberate people from responsibility for their own actions, Alcoholics Anonymous and other such groups started referring to alcoholism as a "disease". They claim that you CAN'T bring your drinking under control, you have to SURRENDER TO A HIGHER POWER, and you have to STOP DRINKING FOREVER, because you have a DISEASE, and are not responsible for your actions, but are in fact a VICTIM.

Calling alcoholism a disease is not only false and harmful, it is also offensive. Cancer is a disease. AIDS is a disease. Lyme disease is a disease. Alcoholism is an addiction, and addictions are a pattern of behavior, NOT a disease. Alcoholism can LEAD to disease, such as cirrhosis of the liver, but isn't itself a disease. You CHOOSE to drink. You don't choose to get AIDS or Cancer.

By calling it a disease, you are throwing your hands up, and saying "I can't help it! I have a disease! I'm a VICTIM." By saying "Damn, I drink way too much. I'm the one putting the drinks into my body, and only I alone can cut down or stop", you are empowering yourself to take control of your life. The power to stop is in YOU, not an imaginary "higher power".
"I know I don't need this next drink, but I can't help it! I have a disease! The disease of alcoholism! I'm gonna have several more drinks, because it's not my fault!"
by MACDAS December 30, 2008
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I just saw a group of alcoholics on their way to a kick-ass party. One of them is in my math class.
by ambercutie December 7, 2005
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Dude that guys totally an alcoholic!
I Know I wanna party with him!
by floda reltil June 1, 2011
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An attempt to turn a individual's death wish into a complex disease.
You're really not an alcoholic, you just want to have fun as you slowly commit suicide and you haven't figured out why.
by bushmeatburrito April 15, 2016
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A good excuse for all your problems.
Originated in a song which wasn't very good, but the line has become popular when you need to blame someone.
"Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol..." -Blame It On The Alcohol (Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain)

or

"Blame it on the a a a a a-Paris Hilton."
by dangraham! May 2, 2009
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What people who don't know how to have a good time call those that do.
I'm not an alcoholic, I just know how to have a good time.
by Nicko March 24, 2003
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