A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019
a perfect couple that care for eachother and can understand each others limits, interests and goals. they are soulmates in every way and fit together like a puzzle piece. im so happy that they are together and i will throw hands if someone ever messes up their relationship
by soap 🤯🍷🚨🍷🚨🤞🏻🍷🚨 May 02, 2021
Alberto is a loyal person who always stays by your side and is always available. He is that rare person who is hard to find, but if you find him he will fill your life with joy, love and happiness. Alberto is the one who makes your days full, the one you can tell everything to, the one who listens to you and loves to give you advice. Alberto is a person who, even through mistakes, does his best for you and tries to make you feel better. Alberto is also the one who knows how to make you laugh, he is that person who can smile at you just by looking at him and the more you get to know him the more you will feel in tune with him. Alberto, you are the person that everyone should have.
Alberto can I talk to you please?
Alberto would you give me a hand?
Alberto, how about going out together?
Alberto would you give me a hand?
Alberto, how about going out together?
by losaichisono November 22, 2021
It is a person who is able to reach the sky for two reasons, he is two meters tall and because he is a pilot.
Me on a shiny day on the top of a mountain:
Mum on the Phone: Take pictures of the beautiful view.
Me: What view? I just see Alberto with an straw hat -_-
Mum on the Phone: Take pictures of the beautiful view.
Me: What view? I just see Alberto with an straw hat -_-
by Sternenohr June 17, 2020
Alberto is a boy, a smart boy who loves karate, football, a b**ch named Mariana but she will leave and then and only then will he meet nut, and Pablo is his nickname btw, pablo really likes nut he puts it in his mouth and everywhere.
by Iloveu jk December 13, 2021
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