Alonso

Someone filled with opportunities to escalate his relationship with someone but not doing anything about it

"YO last night at the party I almost kissed her"
"Really? what happened?"
"I acted like a total Alonso

by NOTANALONSO April 30, 2019

Aeon

An egotistical jerk who is also quite the hypocrite. Usually a football head who can't control his hormones. Aeons are usually nice fellows at first, but once you get to know them, they turn into the dirtiest douche bags. Known for their fuckery shit.

"Dude, he was so nice at first... till I got to know the real him."

"That freaking Aeon. Forget that asshole."

douche poser hypocrite

by none-for-you-assmunch March 4, 2011

alonsa

a girl who is probably gay and very antisocial,extremely pretty and can kick your ass anytime

Wow,she just punched that guy she is such an Alonsa

by neerdork June 19, 2017

The Fallen Aeon

A youtube celebrity wannabe who thinks he's really good at making montages, but actually fails. He is also a tryhard and fails to recognize his insignificance.

Danny: Hey dude, did you see The Fallen Aeon kid's new montage?
John: Yeah, it sucked. Probably took him 2 weeks of playing to compile that poor excuse for a montage.

by TeamF July 19, 2010

aensland

the king of fags

All Hail the Aensland!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

afonso

Afonso, someone who loves smoking and making puns. Also known as the kings of puns, Afonsos always know how to make people want to never hear another pun in their life.

"See that guy? What's his name?"

"Afonso."

"I knew it!"

by That One Hetalian October 22, 2015

Afonso

Afonso is a kid who’s mom is a man and his dad is a woman. He’s rumored to have sucked 178 dicks.

Afonso your dad is a man and your mom is a woman!!!

Ahhhhhh Stop

by Lol35679 May 24, 2019