A mom who has "tamed down" over the years. She still wakes groggy in the morning but ends up bouncing her titties around by lunch. Don't ask her to help you with your homework, she may already have her pants off in the back yard. Occasionally she'll have revelations into her own situation that induce masses of emotion. She is really good at focusing on one thing at a time. She may or may not have 3 friends named Jarod.
I reconnected with an old friend and wanted to marry her. She is crazy and bites strangers on the street. We now have 3 children and is a functioning adderall mom. See "Adderall wife" - I get to see her 4 days a week when she isn't with one of her boyfriends.
by B00zey April 15, 2023
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-"Hey...what time do you have to be at school?"
-"I WILL KILL YOU TONIGHT IN YOUR SLEEP...WITH A FREAKING CHAIN SAW. SHUT THE HELL UP. SPEAK AGAIN..I DARE YOU."
-"okay...adderall rageblackout, much?"
-"I WILL KILL YOU TONIGHT IN YOUR SLEEP...WITH A FREAKING CHAIN SAW. SHUT THE HELL UP. SPEAK AGAIN..I DARE YOU."
-"okay...adderall rageblackout, much?"
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Jeremy: Hey man, how'd your test go? I didn't think you'd even get up since you were getting shitfaced till 2 A.M.
Dom: Oh man, it was great. I set my Adderall Alarm Clock and aced my test an hour and a half later.
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It's important to note that Adderall is a controlled substance due to its potential for abuse and dependence. It should only be used under the guidance and supervision of a qualified healthcare professional. Misuse or overuse of Adderall can lead to serious side effects and health risks.
It's important to note that Adderall is a controlled substance due to its potential for abuse and dependence. It should only be used under the guidance and supervision of a qualified healthcare professional. Misuse or overuse of Adderall can lead to serious side effects and health risks.
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