Accidental Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.

Friend: ...

by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

Acid Laugh

Laughing hysterically while on acid, and feeling like you've pissed your pants, but you haven't.

Tom drunkenly calls Lombardis restaurant, and asks if they're refrigerator is running. The front desk says, "Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's running." And, Tom says, "Well, you better go catch it!" acid laughing hysterically, feeling like he pissed his pants.

by pinballwizardwiatch April 27, 2011

accidentally in love

One of greatest songs of all time known famous by Counting Crows, guaranteed to put you in in a good mood, no matter what condition your in :).

Dude, Accidentally In Love, that's my shit right there!

by awe7197 October 26, 2013

accident brown

Accident Brown is everything and nothing all at once. It is a bodily function, an excuse, a religion, a place and a really clumsy detective.

Q: Why did you kick that orphan?

A: Accident Brown.

by Adalisaline Stazarateny February 25, 2017

fake acid

What Rick and Morty used as a method to fake their death to get out of situations in Season 4 Episode 8

I need fake acid to escape the Government
Me and Michal created a fake container of acid to avoid tax fraud

by JayRain May 17, 2020

Acid reflux

THE WORST FEELING EVER!!! YOU ARE ALWAYS NAUSEOUS AND YOU STOMACH HURTS ALL THE TIME! AND THE HEARTBURN SUCKS!!! THE DRY MOUTH SUCKS!

Person 1:“ my stomach hurts and I’m nauseous”
Person 2 : “ you might have acid reflux”
Person 1: “ Oh no!! I heard that shit last a long time, longer then people say it does!

by Acid reflux hater August 22, 2019

Acid Head

A user of LSD. Based on the term 'pot head', but for LSD instead of pot.

Paul was an acid head and enjoyed tripping on LSD.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006