when you can't get off the bus (out of your car, into the house,walking on a beautiful day) in enough time to make it to the bathroom. therefore....causing a bus accident....LMAO so one shits their pants and causes you to have to throw away what ever you are wearing and clean up the mess.
riding on a bus and getting the feeling of "uh oh"....and not making it off the bus in time to get to a bathroom. thus you have a bus accident....shit your pants....
by freaky grace January 4, 2012
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by Makoto Shishio July 23, 2008
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(a) Befouling oneself with something vile (see shart for examples).
(b) Getting caught doing something stupid at work that results in a drug screening.
(a) Befouling oneself with something vile (see shart for examples).
(b) Getting caught doing something stupid at work that results in a drug screening.
At the urinalysis drug testing facility:
Nurse: Did we have a little accident?
Patient: Accident? *looks down at self with bewilderment*
Nurse: Oh, you must be here for pre-employment screening then.
Nurse: Did we have a little accident?
Patient: Accident? *looks down at self with bewilderment*
Nurse: Oh, you must be here for pre-employment screening then.
by tbonaz March 11, 2008
Get the accident mug.A blow job that was not purposely given. The giver usually recognizes this either mid-blow or in the morning after and wonders what they were thinking giving this guy a blow job. The giver either has no interest in the reciever or actually can't stand the reciever, but somehow end up giving them a bj anyway. This normally occurs after a long night of drinking.
Ashley woke up in the morning and felt someone trying to cuddle with her. She realized then the night before she must have tripped and given him an accidental blow job.
Watch out for those trip wires, you might end up giving an accidental blow job.
Watch out for those trip wires, you might end up giving an accidental blow job.
by ABJ_01 August 15, 2006
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