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Abstinence

Right now I’m in a state of Abstinence
by Lord Tachanky May 12, 2018
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Abstinence

I hate thinking of sentences, so here's the word abstinence.
by ihatethinkingofnames May 20, 2015
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abstangravated

When a person has abstained from sex too long and becomes bitchy. Derived from the root words abstained and aggravated. It can be used to describe a person who is purposefully withholding sex for their moral beliefs resulting in a bitter distemper. It can also be applied to people who have been denied sexual intercourse for too long and develop a snarky attitude.
My girlfriend became adstangravated by the 4th day of her period, I hope it is over soon.

Sorry I am acting so abstangravated I have not had sex in a while.
by wordproctologist December 6, 2015
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Abstinence

The choice where you choose tonot have sex. Typically some choose to be abstinent till marriage. Mostly on religious terms
Abstinence is the best way to go if you’re religious
by Katrina0303 July 18, 2018
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Abstinence

SpritePepsi, aka Griffin MacElroy, until he dies
MY NAME IS SPRITEPEPSI AND I'M ABSTINENCE UNTIL I DIE!
by NevermoreKate February 14, 2019
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Abstainaphobia

The irrational fear of having only one sexual mate, or going without sex.
Unfortunately our human biology is 1/2 Tournament Species and 1/2 Pair Bonding.
Physically we want to fuck so much...
but Emotionally we want one person to connect with.

Logically, if you only ever have sex with the one person you love and married, you won't know what you're missing, and the sex you're getting, will be the best you ever had.
Also, couples need to learn eachothers turn-ons...

No one is perfect (unless they're very experienced) which means they have tons of casual sex, which means they are horrible at relationships.
So keep it in your pants, for your own good.
Guy 1 : "I want to fuck atleast 3 girls before I get married... ya know?"
Guy 2: " I want to fuck every bitch, cause that's my biological imperative, but honestly, if you pick the right girl (and get a pre-nup) you'll be fine. Don't need to risk those STDs bro. Sounds like you've got abstainaphobia."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Abstinence

The single-most important thing in life; follow abstinence and you'll be set for life, it is for love and those who experience its wait will get the happiness they always wanted. If you don't follow abstinence Tracy will come after you with the Abstinence Paddle.
I ask one thing of you: abstinence, save that for someone you love and have made the commitment to.
by M.N4 March 28, 2022
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