Absolute Dank

Extremely impressive, inspiring , great admiration and apprehension. The opposite of literal ass.

Dude that jay jay sandwich was absolute dank. Bro!

by CheesyMacqueen March 1, 2015

Absolute Fuckery

Something that is completely unfair, ridiculous, or shameful. It is generally used towards a situation/event rather than a person/thing.

Carl (at work)- Did you hear?
Steve- Hear what?
Carl- Shayla is making us work on Saturday.
Steve- That is absolute Fuckery!

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

Absolute Weston

A bloody nightmare. From the sorry excuse for a beach that is Weston Super-mare

He's having a bit of a shit game isn't he.
Yeah he's having an absolute weston.

by Northbound7 February 22, 2017

abioye

An African last name that means “The son of royalty”

Malcolm Abioye is a smart child.

by melliedodo1 May 5, 2018

Abiela

She's that one girl that's friends with everyone. She's really funny and loves to make jokes. She a drama queen who always gets the inside tea.Normally this name is gives to the most prettiest people

Dang Abiela on pretty girl, I would date her

by Wishywashytea May 2, 2019

Abolshex

A very sexual person who is consistently trying to get women through using his mad skills on whatsapp

"He slid into my DM's, such an Abolshex"

by menruleforever May 15, 2019

Absolute Frigers

Derived from the word frigid, absolute frigers means very cold in temperature resulting in shivering, teeth chattering, goose bumps, and/or sharp nipples.

Post surf at Doheny, I took off my 4/3 and realized how absolute frigers it gets after the sun sets in winter.

by AbsoluteChiller November 14, 2020