Kipper Tickler

A item person or thing.. that can tickle or cause pleasure to a females vaginal area. AKA the flange :)

A tongue is a kipper tickler.

"I tickled her kipper with my tongue"

by Neil Down Syndrome October 11, 2008

Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....

"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

by Deepestblue March 6, 2013

Flick the kipper

Meaning the flicking of the clit. Especially one which has not been washed for some time this smelling like a freshly caught kipper.

Albie went to flick the kipper when he had drunk many beers. He soon regretted it when he sobered up.

by Okayfreyday May 28, 2015

Fry me a kipper

It Australian for "Cooking a Hotdog".

Thing 1: Mate, what do you fancy?
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.

Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 20, 2016

Kipper

Racial slur used against white people. Very commonly used against white people who publicly act like they're not racist, and are fighting for minorities, when in reality they are actually racist on the inside.

Dave: Oh my god, look at Kristina. She's such a fucking kipper.

by moonbutch October 28, 2018

kipper spank

a spank on the buttock with a disabled fish

the other day I was misbehaving at school and my maths teacher gave me a good old kipper spank

by totallygaymaddy July 10, 2018

smoked kipper

A vagina after its been given a serious shaggin'.

I banged her out that fast and hard last neet, I left her with a smoked kipper!

by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017