dumber than a sack of dirty underwear

Can be said about someone seriously lacking brain activity.

Me- You'll never believe what Lil Kurt did today!
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfast

When a male/Female grows his/her pubic care extra long and his/her partner barfs on his pubic care. Then they must perform oral sex to the persons pubic care who has been barfed on. That is the Dirty Chewbacca. Then you crack an egg in persons ass who did not get the Dirty Chewbacca and fuck them in the ass with your Pubic Care covered in barf and finish inside them. Then he/she must poop out the egg and semen into the a pan to cook. Enjoy

"Awww that Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfast was tasty!"

by Pantera69138 January 12, 2010

Dirty Sanchez With a Side of Salsa

Give A Feamle Anal intercourse during her period, then stuck one finger in her ass and another in her vagina, and with the anal finger draw the Mustache Thus giving the dirty sanchez with the other draw a red line of period blood from the corner of the mouth down like a drippage of salsa Thus the side of salsa

Last night Ibanged this bar chick and gave her the "dirty sanchez with a side of salsa".

by Big DF April 22, 2010

Dirty Sanchez with a Raspberry flavoured Suckerpunch

First you take any random girl that has her period, this is important. Now you fuck her in the pussy, and proceed to fisting her really hard. Dont wipe your arm. Then you turn her over and have hard anal-sex. Then just as you are about to cum, stop and spit on her back. She will turn around and you cum in her face, knock her out cold with your red and bloody fist and then you draw a moustache on her.

Man, me and my dad was dealing out Dirty Sanchez with a Raspberry flavoured Suckerpunch all last night

by Kingz March 28, 2008

Dirty palombo with a cherry on top

A sexual act with a fat guy has anal sex with another guy while his mom watches and fingers, they all squirt and jizz in a cup, put a bloody tampoon in and they all drink the mix.

After a long hard day of work i like to have fun with a great dirty palombo with a cherry on top

by holycrapthatsphucked June 14, 2009

dirty carpets in a big law firm

(NOUN) An idiom that's a 21st Century update of the old canard "canaries in a coal mine"; describes the warning signs given when seeing filthy carpeting and other shabby maintenance issues in a law firm, doctor's office, or other such business. Dirty carpets are a warning that the firm might be in financial trouble and could go out of business soon, since they are severely skimping on the basics that a successful firm would never neglect.

Jessica interviewed for a new job at a place whose office set off "dirty carpets in a big law firm" warning bells for her. Sure enough, two months later, that place was out of business.

by ChiTownBard February 25, 2013

dirty cartwrightin son of a bitch

Someone who commits a cartwright in a pool game. A cartwright is a shot that goes in on accident.

by DirkOut August 24, 2003