Zoink

Faggot, homosexual

That kid tommy, he a fucking zoink

by Zoinkboy November 21, 2018

Zoinked

Super ultra mega hippy high

Person 1: I'm so zoinked rn, dude...
Person 2: Me too, dawg!!

by CharvelStar April 18, 2023

zoink

When you fall straight into water jainhbsgvfcsg

HA HA HA YOU DID A MASSIVE ZOINK

by SNOOP DAWGGGWSYGE September 23, 2020

zoinked

the state of being inexplicably befuddled after consuming a large amount of za

'Dude, you look zoinked outta your mind'

by chompp March 9, 2023

Zoinked

When you're so fucked up that you just pass right out, having no knowledge or recollection of the context. Although this use is uncommon, it may also be used to describe being so tired that you fall asleep out of nowhere.

"Dude I smoked wayyy too much last night I was fucking zoinked"

"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"

by sixthgrade4ever January 15, 2018

Zoinked off the Clopper

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence

Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.

by scout52 August 25, 2023

zoink

shaggy bro

zoinks!

by bazoinky June 4, 2019