Zed

A person who always finishes last.

It took him forever to finish the project, as always, what a real zed.

by ItisknownTJ October 16, 2023

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zed

What English people call the letter "Z"

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y zed

by whodenym November 3, 2023

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When a Zed run at you pants down to the ankles with punker sloppy wet butthole dripping down the path (like gasoline) then you light a match and watch the trial burn up to the ass and set all the hairs on fire till it gets to the dirty stick hole but chars it.

Dude I pulled a dirty zed last night in DayZ.

by SexMaster2099 December 22, 2023

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Zedded

An expression that is used as a response to a mindless action / statement made by someone who needs sleep

“Did you hear that Alberto answered Larry’s phone call again..”
“Wow bro that’s so zedded of him😤”

by anonymous December 29, 2023

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Zed Talks

An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.

You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.

by SenorSauce January 18, 2024

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