Zoinks

An exclamation made by Shaggy from the popular cartoon Scooby-Doo. He says that when he is scared, excited and/or horny

Scooby-Doo:Hey Rhaggy!I found the ghost pirate treasure!
Shaggy:Zoinks ! It's a golden dildo !

by Fred Zoinksy FUCKERswag March 26, 2018

Zoinked

state of being heavily under the influence of marijuana

"I am very zoinked after that bowl."

"Fellas, I don't know about you but I am quite zoinked."

by Big Doyer Peppers November 20, 2019

zoink

shaggy bro

zoinks!

by bazoinky June 4, 2019

ZOINK

ZOINK is a type of metal that matayas shouts in my fucking ear!

Lisa: matayas can I borrow some zink?
MAYTAYAS:ITS PRONOUNCED AS ZoInKkkkK!

by Ieheneiejenneje June 14, 2019

zoinked

Another saying of a blowjob

“My bitch juliet just zoinked the shit out of my cock

by fat faggot frank June 17, 2019

ZOinks

WHen the enderman comes into your room with an erect penis and proceeds to bumsex you.

ZOinks, the enderman is here.

by BigBoyNibba August 19, 2019

Zoink

A term meaning nut or cum.

"When you're about to zoink but your dad walks in on you..."

by theurbanvocab May 1, 2018