Zipper cream

An unfortunate type of premature ejaculation in which a male spurts into the zipper of his pants while trying to remove them.

Jake was so excited about sexy times with Sheila that he zipper creamed everywhere. Sheila was not excited.

by redread January 21, 2014

california zipper

When you get stitched up & down the abdomen and your stitches look like a zipper.

Jay got a California zipper from his surgery.

by lil_srippy August 17, 2016

red zipper

A bong hit. A mispronouncing of the word “rizzipper” , meaning a “rip” off the bong. This term would be spoken by an extremely stoned or retarded person.

Brian: “Cun I had a red zipper Twace ?
Trace: “ No B - I smoked it all”

by Dean Gallberry March 21, 2019

Elephant Zipper

The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.

James can elephant zipper.

by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017

zipper piggy

A female who performs the act of fellatio often.

Last night I picked up this girl at the club two hours later this zipper piggy was goin to town.

by Flesh Gordon January 21, 2006

zipper malfunction

When a guy gets his tally wacker caught in the zipper of his pants.

yo dave whats wrong?

i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly

damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions

by schwingschwongbyah May 14, 2011

Zipper Sparks

The act of engaging sexual intercourse while both parties involved keep their clothes on. Analogous to dry humping. Often performed when time factors into coitus.

I heard Ron was with Sally the other day, and they totally engaged in some serious zipper sparks.

by Captain Quigglebottoms March 23, 2011