zipper problem

When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.

Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.

by caporegime August 14, 2021

Zipper Dick

When you're in grade 5 and you need a post science class circumcision because you didn't tuck your willy and your zipper is made of metal.

Nobody wants to see your "Zipper Dick"

by zipsondeck February 14, 2022

zipper line

A ski term for hitting the most direct line down the moguls

"quit being a wuss and hit the fucking zipper, ya pansy"
"but I can't, I'm too scared to ski the zipper line"

by Paul S. W. September 5, 2006

zipper kid

someone who like the lower class brats, wears tight pants usually a bright plaid or white in color with zippers all over them, see punx

"Zipper Kids"

Right up there in front of the stage
You'll find the zipper girls
They're pissed, they're proud
Stay outta their way
Their heads are in a whirl
Livin' real life from day to day
These kids you can't unfurl
Make it a point to move aside
Watch your backs for the zipper girls

CH: We're the zipper kids
Out to brave the night
We're the zipper kids
Ain't it a beautiful sight
We're the zipper kids
Gonna start a riot
We're the zipper kids
Ain't it a beautiful sight

Right up there in front of the stage
You'll find the zipper boys
They're pissed, they're proud
Stay outta their way
They're dancing to the punk rock noise
Livin' real life from day to day
These kids you can't exploit
Make it a point to move aside
Watch your backs for the zipper boys

by vincent ANNIHILATION February 17, 2007

zipper smiley

Meaning to keep quiet, especially after a question has been asked that might reveal intimate information.

How was last night with the hottie?

Answer: Zipper smiley.

by Bigidyo October 21, 2013

Zipper Sex

Sex without any clothing come off.

Me and Jane had sex last night but I didn't even get to see her naked!

by Sarah March 10, 2005

zipper dick

the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans.

i was going to go all the way but after i got zipper dick i was too sore to move.

by Jamsalot December 31, 2006