Zenigmatic

describing something that is enigmatic in a spiritual or zen-like way

She is very demure, very mindful, and very zenigmatic.
I love my spiritual teacher, because she is so zenigmatic.

by ZenigmaSeeker March 11, 2025

Zenigmism

Any enigmatic form of spiritual practice, often with a deep connection to nature

I’m a spiritual healer who works with numerology, crystals, and sacred geometry, and now I can just say that I practice zenigmism which makes things so much easier than having to overexplain myself to uninterested people and people will understand the kind of work that I do, then I only need to explain more to people who will actually be interested in my practice.

by ZenigmaSeeker March 12, 2025

Frat-Zoning

Acting like you'll join a fraternity when you're really just using them for parties and hookups.

Jake: "Hey are you going to join that fraternity ?"
Kyle:"No, I'm frat-zoning them because I don't want to pay but I still want to party."

by Shurric October 4, 2017

high zoning

Basically, slang for being high, na’mean?

“95-I, I drive, high zoning...” - Nas

by him👹 December 2, 2017

Girlfriend-zoning

When a kindergartener / grade school boy is constantly shamed / ridiculed as a 'girly' 'inappropriate' or 'simp' for simply getting along better with the girls in class, and will likely grow up to become a friendless hardcore aro

Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself

By the time puberty hit and the girlfriend-zoning stopped, he was already a lonely hardcore aro (my story)

by Hello-553669 March 29, 2025

Herán zoning

When you're being friendzoned by a girl and she keeps saying that her brother wont do something with you.

Laura keeps herán zoning me.

by anonymous February 24, 2026