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Wooden Wonder

Nickname given to the deHavilland Mosquito, a British Fighter-Bomber used during World War Two. This aircraft was known for its lightweight all-wood construction, its speed and its ability to take damage.
"Oi, The Wooden Wonder t'wernt a better attack plane in the King's Air force and dat's a fact."
by JonathanChance September 30, 2003
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wordingtonsaucelaxdankskibro

n. generally used as a strong agreement. it is a more powerful form of "word". usually used by the "lax bro"
wordingtonsaucelaxdankskibro!
by bros6 September 9, 2010
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Wordelvian

To be lost in the creative art of deconstructing and rebuilding words, with the soul purpose of producing glorious new texts.

The person with a wordelvian personality has a unique gift, delivering strong poetic sentences, many of which can surpass the works of the more popular scribes.
'She is an absolute wordelvian. The sentences in her new book read like poetry, with canny, mind boggling twists.'
by Wordelver July 5, 2014
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wooden slab

Very uncommon hood slang. Used in place of "nigga" or "nigger". Is used as an insult and racist term against black people. Usually use it when describing a "rotten or dirty nigger"

This originated from a "spruce plank" "spruce slab" like from Minecraft, but it is most commonly used in the West as just wooden slab.
P1: Did you hear about that black guy that just robbed the bank?
P2: Those wooden slabs!
by YawnDerscore September 28, 2017
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Wordington

An imaginary city that only exists in the minds of it's inhabitants. Also the thugshaking capital of the universe. Everything in Wordington is described with the word Wordington in front of it and is the worst possible example of said thing. For example, a Wordington car would likely be a used 1991 Volkswagen Golf 2 with a Nazi flag and anime stickers.
"Yesterday I met up with a few of my friends and we got oiled up and did a circlejerk"
"Wordington hangout💀"
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Wooden Driver

A specialist antique driver used by world class golfers. Specifically designed to send an agonising recoil up through your hands when contact is made with the ball (which isn't very often due to the ergonomic putter head) Recommended for ranges of 150 Yards and under. Great for pee rollers and low drives.
John "Are you jealous of my wooden driver?"
Andrew "Yes..." (He replies with a sad face knowing all the bank in the world will not acquire him such a weapon)
by Shanelovdahoop15 April 5, 2017
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does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.
Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
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