Woodcocked

A simple, dumb, unintelligent man, that is clueless to Mostly everything including himself. Nearly killing himself and others on a regular basis and has gotten by in life on sure luck.

I was just woodcocked and cooped at the same time.

by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019

Andrew Woodcock

A dude that looks like a walking tree.

Person 1: "Hey dude it that tree walking or am i just tripping"
Person 2: "Naw man that's just Andrew Woodcock"

by Nutritious starts with NUT February 17, 2017

Woodstuck

The mindset of a Baby Boomer who cannot mentally escape his or her personal 60s life experience.

"Man, that cat's Woodstuck -- he's still listening to Vanilla Fudge every day!"

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 13, 2008

wobichuck

a vagina with teeth.

i got a huge scar on my face from that chick's wobichuck.

by klintm June 2, 2008

Woodcock

A mixed breed of peacocks and woodpeckers.

The woodcock was pretty!

by B<R3<Y3C<E3 October 18, 2011

Mrs woodcock

A complete cunt who shouldnt teach she takes members of her class like hayden eryes and rapes them out of class she sucks aiden birds cock and she has a strap on she likes to watch child pornography

my god mrs woodcock stop sucking my cock

by JLC11000 July 1, 2011

wobachuck

A wobachuck is a vagina with teeth.

Man I thought I was getting oral, but it turns out she had a wobachuck.

by BigIrishJuggalo June 2, 2008