Woonsocket

A place where every white kid thinks there either black or peurterican. Also a place that has Main Street where every 1960's hippy hangs out and take there burnt out asses to New York Weiner shop. Woonsocket is also a great place to get the hiv (HIV), Crabs, The Clap, Herpes, A Fat ass ugly Prostitute (mostly 50 year olds) and also where you can watch a mother jump into her daughters fight at the Middle School...

WOONSOCKET PRIDE
White kid: "yo niggaz whats up, lets get cronked."
Black kid: "yo bitch who you callin nigga."
Peruterican kid: "blah blah blah im a spic."

by The Jolly Green Giant June 22, 2007

woodcocking

The act of inserting an erect penis into ones mouth in an effort to shut them up.

I have been woodcocking people for so long it has become a regular occurrence.

Oh shit you just got woodcocked!

by G-vegas December 10, 2007

Woonsocket Dynamite

When you give a guy a blowjob with Tabasco Sauce in your mouth.

In Woonsocket (Northern Rhode Isand) a dynamite is a spicy sloppy joe on a torpedo bun.

Hey buddy, after we went to da Autumnfest, my girlfriend gave me a Woonsocket Dynamite while I was riding on the Sizzler.

by Sizzler Man March 6, 2009

Wedstock

It's a wedding festival.

I just had the most awesome weekend ever at Wedstock! A couple of my mates just put on this sweet music festival for their wedding!

by JB42 October 31, 2011

woostack

Numerous people weeing and pooing (wooing) in the the same toilet without flushing in between.
Related to a weestack. However a poostack isn’t a thing as no one poos without weeing!

Not wanting to flush and wake up Mum and Dad, Leah and I did a woostack.

by Smooax August 29, 2020

tyler woodcock

Tyler woodcock fucks you about and so does 2 of his brothers. He’s a frigid little prick and the only person he’d ‘fight’ is someone 2 years below. He smokes pot out of his uncles back garden shed and doesn’t even inhale properly. You’ll see him bezzing around carnforth on his shitty mountain bike (bmx) wearing his fake supreme jacket like he’s all 10 men.Overall he’s just a queer little pot noodle head whose balls are yet to drop.

Him: Tyler woodcock just started on me. Her: watch out he’ll get LA5, on you

by Fatwillys August 17, 2019

Woodcock

1.One that criticizes in a unconstructive manner
2.An asshole; a dick; prick

Student with learning disability-"2+2=5".

Teacher-"Wrong douchbag take a lap"

Student#2-"Wow what a fucking woodcock"

by Brewno September 30, 2007