Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

by danasp_42 May 12, 2021

Savanna Nicole widener

Beautiful sexy girl/woman with big boobs and a fat ass and all the boys like her she can be a liar sometimes but she’s a keeper

Get your ass a savanna Nicole widener

by Toya chichi April 22, 2019

Jannes Van Winden

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho

person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

other example

person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?

by Laurasexgod January 10, 2024