wide guy

A guy with a wider than average penis

Last night I had sex with this total wide guy

by Ritt Bitt October 26, 2010

wide load

A fat person they need to usually need to put a truck wideload sign on their ass.

Uhh miss where is your wide load sign?

by your ass is grass in a bass sniffing gas in mass. December 28, 2005

Wide Receiver

A term to describe a person who's arse has become open and loose from putting too many big things in it. Generally used to in regards to homosexuals; but can also relate to a female.

Jonny's cock was fucking massive! By the time he'd finished pounding the little bitch, he'd gone from a tight end to a wide receiver.

by Mr.Fish February 24, 2010

wide open

Leaving oneself vulnerable to cheap or witty insult or verbal jab.

The reference is to sporting situations in which a goal is left unattended or a court open.

Person 1: That dog is so fat, and hairy underneath!
Person 2: Kind of like your mum.
Person 1: Screw you!
Person 2: Sorry dude, you left yourself wide open for that one.

by Marty Dosh January 14, 2008

we wide

The state of being or in the process of going wide as fuck, usually from obtaining a large amount of clout

Kervo: Dude we have so much CLOUT now.
Biggus: Hold up, we going wide??
Kervo: We wide?? WEWIDE WEWIDE
Biggus: WEWIDE WEWIDE WEWIDE WEWIDE

by Alex Eugene August 8, 2019

Wide Mark

Someone who annoys you with their presence

He showed up to the party and I wanted to leave immediately - he is such a Wide Mark

by PVCBrah September 3, 2021

Wide Ethan

A slang term for “morbidly obese”

Dang, he’s pretty Wide Ethan.

by Expand Man May 12, 2021