wide load

A fat person they need to usually need to put a truck wideload sign on their ass.

Uhh miss where is your wide load sign?

by your ass is grass in a bass sniffing gas in mass. December 28, 2005

Wide Receiver

A term to describe a person who's arse has become open and loose from putting too many big things in it. Generally used to in regards to homosexuals; but can also relate to a female.

Jonny's cock was fucking massive! By the time he'd finished pounding the little bitch, he'd gone from a tight end to a wide receiver.

by Mr.Fish February 24, 2010

wide black man

the summoner of satan, wide black man is the mortal enemy of sArAmTaCoJeSUs and will always be widest and the blackest of them all.

oh no, it looks like wide black man has summoned the satan now i will be in the not live, rip

by sArAmTaCoJeSUs February 19, 2019

wide open

Leaving oneself vulnerable to cheap or witty insult or verbal jab.

The reference is to sporting situations in which a goal is left unattended or a court open.

Person 1: That dog is so fat, and hairy underneath!
Person 2: Kind of like your mum.
Person 1: Screw you!
Person 2: Sorry dude, you left yourself wide open for that one.

by Marty Dosh January 14, 2008

wide open warrior

When the guy sits up straight, grabs the girl by the ankles and slams his erect cock into the woman

I wide open warriored my sister last night.

by Vanici July 12, 2014

Wide Vagina Aura

The feminine counterpart of big dick energy. While many view a wide vagina as detrimental, it enables the passage of a baby, so I guess it's better

Eddy Redmayne has wide vagina aura

by thotgoddess88 September 18, 2018

Wide Vaginal Flaps

wide vaginal flaps are measured in the amount of dicks that can fit in a vagina at one time. the best way to find this out is by going to Benjis house. kid tested mother approved

Benji has wide vaginal flaps

by Crippled wank May 21, 2019