where is my mind?

it's what you say when your head callaspes and there's nothing in it.

with your feet in the air
your head on the ground
try this trick
and spin it

by marooned October 31, 2004

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Wheres my fucking glasses?

A phrase derived from Tourettes Guy, while he is screaming into the microwave. The glasses appear to have flipped on backward while he was shaking his head, but he cannot see them.

Ahhh Shit! Wheres my fucking glasses?

by Thesefishsticksarehardastits! May 16, 2011

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Whermst • where • Where's Waldo? • where's the beef • Where you at? • where y'at • where you from • where are you going? • where do babies come from • where do you get off

Wherkin it

The act of masturbating at your place of business.

Sally caught me werkin it to lesbian porn today, so needless to say I am now unemployed... Thanks Obama...

ally caught me wherkin it to lesbian porn today, so needless to say I am now unemployed... T

by Myfartssmelllikepoop March 22, 2013

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where to hide the body

probably on the second page of google, or bing.

Murderer: "Dude, where to hide the body?"
Person: "probably on the second page of google, or bing."

by Salter0 April 14, 2017

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where’s the poop

In How I Met Your Mother it is the phrase that Lily uses when she realizes that someone is lying or hiding something from her. The phrase is followed by the name of the person she is addressing.

Where’s the poop, Robin?

by lilnip November 18, 2017

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