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Best Week Ever

The most hilarious show ever created where comedians and funny people from the internet talk about things that happened during the week. Can be seen on the weekends on VH1.
I heard that joke about the Olsen Twins on Best Week Ever.
by SecCom October 9, 2004
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Two week method

Technique for winning over a girl. After establishing to the girl that you care about her and want her, you ignore her at all cost for 2 weeks. After 2 weeks, text her “I miss you.”
Guy 1: bro, this girls playing hard to get, what should I do?
Guy 2: Hit her with the two week method, the tension will make her want you more.
by Jack5473 December 23, 2018
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Rebound week

The week a woman must stay single in public after a rebound to avoid being called a "whore" or a "slut"
Lisa broke up with Ben and started hooking up with Jack 10 minutes later. People claim that she is a whore because she didn't wait out the rebound week, but she claims that she and Jack are just friends with benefits.
by Jack Franzen January 10, 2009
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Norris Week

At the last week of high school, you fuck around as much as you can and post it as much as you can. Buying snap filters, pranking teachers. Primarily at private high schools.

In honor of Joey Norris getting kicked out of Don Bosco Prep, he made it.
Matt: Hey Bro, last week of schools comin up.

Jack: Yea bro get hyped for Norris week.

Matt: Aw shit yea forgot. Long Live Norris
by Goya Boya June 5, 2019
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cranberry week

noun
The time of the month when a woman has her menstruation and mood swings.

Origin: Swedish, Informal, "Lingon vecka", exact translation: "mountain cranberry/lingonberry week". Simplified to only "Cranberry week".
"I avoid my gf when it's her (...she is having) cranberry week."
by Vojtech Sedlak January 10, 2008
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Dooms Week

The days in which students are forced to go through extreme torture due to examination from faculty members who love to enjoy to see students work harder then they do at any given day. Usually held at the end of a semester, followed by partying and extreme drug abuse, which leads to mental retardation.

It's just one of those weeks that happens to give you HELL, it occurs twice a year, and it often induces extreme insomnia and makes one look like a student on crack.

See Dooms Day
"D00ms Week, Orly?"

"Dooms Week has grabbed my balls and twisted them hard, I'm way too stressed bro I hardly have time to sleep"
by Darkmasterchief January 1, 2008
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Two week list

A two week list is a list of the people who must not be allowed to live longer than you. Therefore, when you are told you have two weeks to live it is time to start checking off the names on your list.

It's basically a bucket list of murder.
That's it! I'm putting you on my two week list. You better hope I don't get sick!
by Godlessness April 20, 2011
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