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w welp

It's when ur life is so welpful that ur a w welp
by BUMPYRIDE March 19, 2022
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Silky welp

A person who plays minecraft and has poontang for a name and argues with Microsoft about it. Also he really likes turtledans fat cock. Gross
by Academiclace March 8, 2022
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Welpskin

Welpskin: A person who quite vacantly floats through life without really doing anything unless being prompted to by someone else, when confronted with orders to do something for themselves they tend to try and weasel their way out of it and just do a slack job resulting in annoying those around them. A welpskin never makes an effort to change their ways because they get a kick out of annoying their family/peers to the point where everyone around them accepts that they are dealing with a 'welpskin' and treats them like the slacker they are.
Axel: How long have you had that car in the drive for?

Anthony: About... a year and a half

Axel: and you haven't learnt to drive it yet? why not?

Dan: Because he's too much of a WELPSKIN to get out of bed, he'd much rather wallow in his own filth if he has a choice. You are a welpskin, what are you?

Anthony: I'm not a welpskin, I could learn if I wan....(cut off mid sentence)

Dan: YOU ARE A WELPSKIN, WHAT ARE YOU?

Anthony: fine, I'm a welpskin.
by Barry 'ratboy' Bignor October 29, 2010
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Welpin

to talk to a spouce with an interesting or raunchy tone with totally not dirty thoughts in mind even thought it seems as though you have your head in a gutter.
the other day i was welpin this girl and she totally took it the wrong way.
by RCKF. June 22, 2009
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welpz

welpz is use when you want to spice up welps or well and it can mean noo
welpz it’s looks like it’s gonna rain😔

Welpz here comes steven😒

Omg welpz I have to go😕
by @wtfaana January 8, 2021
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Wel'p

It's a resigned declaration of existential helplessness. A recognition, if you will, of your insignificance in the face of destiny's vicissitudes. "Wel'p" is the apotheosis of the attitude Tilders (natives of thetldr.com) have been taking toward life since early adolescence, the quintessence of the emotion that's bound all neckbeards together through the ages. It is our curse, our blessing, our agony, and our ecstasy. It is wel'p, and it is what allows us to exalt paradoxically in the depths of our shared despair.
Worst pain I've felt since I had my ingrown toe nail removed a year ago.

Seems like I go to the dentist at least once a month, now. That's the only time I get out, anymore. To shuttle my brother to and from his various social functions or to go get my mouth raped.

Mouth is still numb can't eat all day.

Wel'p.
by ValerieFio September 20, 2009
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welpedge

the act of blowing a green or brown booger from your nasal cavity.
i sure wish i could use my welpage skills to get this stuff out of my nasal cavity
by taylor keating May 24, 2004
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