wagonist

A person who associates themselves with or pretends to be a fan of a specific team, individual or activity in which they know nothing about due to fact that everyone else is doing it

Most Chelsea fans are Wagonists

by RJ Bertram May 3, 2015

molestation wagon

A molestation wagon is a station wagon driven by a child molester. Think old school, beat up station wagon, especially with cloth drapes covering the back windows. Cousin of the infamous rape van.

Children, watch out for that 1975 Ford Country Squire - it's a molestation wagon.

by Big Jim Powell February 10, 2009

smoke wagon

A six-gun (Westerns) or a sidearm.

"Go on! Skin that smoke wagon..." (Wyatt Earp in the movie Tombstone)

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

wayont

A wayont is a unit of measurement equal to the average length of an Alaskans penis or 6.24 miles

Mine is 1.02 wayonts long. How big is yours?

by Urban Twisticle July 24, 2011

Sap Wagon

A vehicle used for drinking beer typically an SUV, Truck, or a Station wagon.

Disclaimer: Not to be confused with drunk driving just sapping in yo whip!

Johnny: Dude i got mad beers but my parents are home!

Tim: I got an idea lets bust it in the sap wagon.

Ex. 2

Al: Im down for sapping brews tonight before that party.

Jack: Yea son lets hop in the sap wagon.

by sappingman1 January 13, 2010

SLAG WAGON

A vehicle that is so frequently used for sex, that the interior is walled with semen.

Kate Upton is usually found in Drew's slag wagon.

by guy wacking to kate upton June 18, 2011

Wayned

1. The feeling of helplessness that occurs after being screwed over by Wayne State University

1. Class schedule: 'incomplete'

Administrator: Sorry, the classes you have selected are full, please register for them next semester.

You: But I submitted all of the paperwork to you early!

Administrator: Oh, I lost it. Too bad for you.

You: fml. just got wayned.

2. Administrator: you must pay $200 in late fees. your tuition was late

you: I paid it on time, the exact amount you told me to.

Admin:That was the wrong number. You should have double checked with me 'later'.

You: what?

Admin: $200. Now.

You: fml. wayned again.

by jolly_rancher5 May 18, 2014