Waxed Bean

The female clitorus that is well lubricated and ultimately fapped to a leg quivering, orgasmic climax.

I watched my roommate get off last night. Her waxed bean was glistening.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

wax-poetic

To "wax poetic" means to become increasingly verbose and romantic in speech. To become more and more like a poem.

"Wax" = increase, "wane" = decrease.

It has nothing to do with vinyl records and bullshit hip-hop, "yo."

"Not to wax-poetic, but your eyes glimmer like the ocean on a summer evening..."

by vinylBZ October 24, 2008

Brozilian Wax

A male who gets a waxing of his nether regions. Coined by Adam Carolla on his morning show.

Dudes! Let's hurry up and finish this hole. I have a Brozilian Wax scheduled at 1:30.

by Drewsus September 18, 2007

Wax Wizard

A messiah of waxing one's ass.

Julie: Rob is definitely the wax wizard! That's the best sex I've ever had!

by csampzbaby April 7, 2009

turtle wax

A term used to describe someone who waxes, or appears to wax, their pubic hair.

It's as smooth as a tortoise's shell down there - I just got me a turtle wax!

by Jazzual December 18, 2012

dead wax

the area on vinyl records between the last 'band'/track on the record and the label, varies greatly from one record company to the other, regarding value as well as quantity of useful information. The dead wax data on the products of smaller labels are often written manually, i.e. by hand.

I bought 12inch record but half of it is dead wax! It has only two tracks, the rest of it is blank, dead wax!

by Peter Gatys December 29, 2008

turtle wax

The act of ejaculating in someone's helmet while it is left unattended, then getting them to place it on their head. A practical joke particular to the military.

Joe left his helmet in the truck so I rubbed one out in it then he put it on, it was the perfect turtle wax.

by Aco FIST October 22, 2013