Wanking

Developed in support of the Anti-Planking Movement. It is the act of smearing one's sweaty cock on any surface that is known as a common area for planking. This method is used to prevent planking on these surfaces, and if fails to do so is done in hopes that a planker will use his/her mouth on these surfaces while planking. It was developed by Anti-Planking leader, Drew the Wanker.

He was wanking on the row of gum ball machines because he hates hipster douchebags planking on them. He is a true patriot.

by Drew182 July 21, 2011

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1) To masterbate

2) To do very little

3) To "shred" on a guitar/keyboard/bass

1) I fancy a wanking session

2) Stop wanking about

3) I don't like Steve Vai - all he does is fret wanking

by I'm Jack Cooper April 03, 2005

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1. Something i do four times a day.
2. An act usually done because of the
precious milky stuff it produces.
milky stuff tastes bitter, and is
famous for its rejuvinating powers.
3. Causes ORGASM, the most pleasureable
thing on earth.

When I'm all alone at home, I invite my friends and we wank together and mix our white liquid stuff.

by WANK EMPEROR August 29, 2003

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1) (verb) To brag excessively, usually over computer components 2) (verb) To have a meaningless discussion over abstract theories; a pissing contest 3) To masturbate

1) Fucking NICK won't stop wanking about his 386 laptop and how it was the new hotness 84 years ago.
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization

by Ben August 12, 2003

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Ridiculous, annoying or stupid; usually refers to a bad outcome or situation

"I got kicked off the bus today 'cause I was 10p short"
"Man, that's wank"

"I lost my whole essay today, the computer was being wank and restarted."

"I have 9am lectures every day this week"
"That's wank."

by Carolyn Pitt October 28, 2005

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