Waldo

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Where the f*** is Waldo's definition!?

by xWALDOx November 2, 2009

walmart

The center of all evil.

See McDonalds.

Person 1: Hey let's go to walmart and then to McDonalds!!!!!111one!1!!!!
Person 2(the cool person): nah, I think I'll hang out at this locally owned coffee shop/market instead.

by stuff you, jemaine! January 26, 2009

Walmart

A place where you can flirt with underage trashy trailer-park girls, or have a young senorita beav you.

"Man, the hot buxom little mexican chick showed me her cooter at Walmart. The sap is flowin' continuously.

by Running out of patience December 9, 2008

Walmart Cattle

Term used to describe the fat, slow people going into and out of Walmart from the parking lot, making it nearly impossible to drive past the front of the store without stopping multiple times. These people make no effort whatsoever to hurry past this grazing area to get either into the store or their cars.

"The Walmart cattle were in full force today. Traffic was backed up all the way back to Target."

by Mike Dandenault August 24, 2006

walmart

Supermarket of obscene size, with greeters having a permanent cheesy smile.

My emo girlfriend is a greeter at Walmart

by Kerb November 27, 2004

walmart

a corporation soon to rule the world with the help of McDonalds.

A) Hey wanna go to Walmart?

B) I would teabag walmart if they sold nuts big enough to do it!

A) I hear they're rolling back prices.

by This guy! June 6, 2005

WalMorphing

The act of wearing a Morphsuit (full body spandex suit) at a Walmart store, entertaining and confusing shoppers and employees.

Not to be confused with wearing a Morphsuit at Target. which, although appears to be a better store, is not supportive of Morphers

Hey! I'm bored, lets go WalMprphing!

I wish I ws cool enought to WalMorphing}!

by The Red Blob August 17, 2010