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John: "I was on a British Airways flight and the Sky Waitress brought me extra cookies!"

Britney: "Wow! That was really thoughtful!"

John: "Well, ya, considering that we were in a free fall from 30,000 feet."
by warmbrother October 10, 2014
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Waiter-Envy

When your at a restaurant and your waiter is enthusiastic & super nice and you feel extra special, only to see that he does the same thing to the people at the table next to you.
Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Thank you!

(Waiter goes to the next table)

Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Damn i have such Waiter-Envy he totally played me.
by 1995isthetime November 25, 2011
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waitrasaurus

The old school waitress with the "big hair" look whom one always finds working at the "Waffle House"
OH my god! Check out that waitrasaurus pouring that dudes coffee. Here hair`s gotta be at least two foot up there.
by nootyroo January 5, 2012
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Waitross

A slightly posh pronunciation of the word 'Waitrose'; a cult-like middle class supermarket in Britain that sells slightly above-average food at extortionate prices.
by LiteralFacile-ism January 6, 2014
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wator

Wator is the basics of necessities. It is great and also goes very well with propel. Dont say it too loud though.
by Trump2020nancyforprison April 18, 2019
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waiteress

Name you call your waiter/waitress when not knowing who is attending you.
James, how long you think it will take for our waiteress to serve us?
by Chuchy May 1, 2019
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Waitroglyphics

A written language typically utilized by those in the hospitality and tourism and/or food and beverage industries. It can be very generalized or specific to a certain region.
(also, waitroglyphs and waitroglyphologist )
Dreadhead Scott had been a cook in many kitchens, but the WAITROGLYPHICS that the waiters and waitresses used in this place would be difficult for a pharmacist to decipher; time to go to pharmacy school.

(My buddy Scott, was a redhead who had dreadlocks. He coined this term in the kitchen of GAFB, which is long gone, in the early 90s, in the 80001. Scott left us many years ago. RIP brother. He played one helluva bass, loved Primus, and lived life to the fullest.)
by JayyTheOrc November 20, 2020
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