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Wagon Hopper 

two face, undecided, wishy-washy, to choose the most convenient side
person 1: yo ma fave nba basketball team are the chicago bulls...

person 2: damn foreal !?! they outta the playoffs

person1: fuck dat! im wit mavs now!

NEXT DAY:

person 2: dude, i saw the game last nite and yah team lost

person1: wft! mavs lost !?! hell no im wit the lakers now!

person 2: U sum Wagon Hopper. Whoever wins ur on dat.
Wagon Hopper by chikaFina April 30, 2010
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Wagon Wheel 

When a white girl gets packed by two black guys, resembling the chocolate bar Wagon Wheel which is chocolate on the outside with a white marshmallow filling
Did you hear about that girl from school? She went to the Caribbean then got Wagon Wheeled by the holiday reps
Wagon Wheel by Customer22 February 7, 2017

wagon wheel 

In the case of the standard Wagon Wheel: a fetish comprising a black girl's creampie.

In the case of the jam Wagon Wheel: as above, but whilst said girl is menstruating.

Origin: stark resemblance to a Wagon Wheel biscuit, side on and half munched.
And when he was finished with me, well, lets just say I was a one-woman wagon wheel. Word.
wagon wheel by Malcy Bee February 13, 2005

Wagon wheel 

1) a biscuit
2) the slang term for a bum hole after anal sex
'Jacob did your mum give you have a wagon wheel for lunch?'

'Jacob did you get a wagon wheel from that party?'
Wagon wheel by Curley's wife May 13, 2013

Wagon wheeled 

When a pizza delivery driver helps himself to a slice of a customers pie while out on the road. He then spreads the remaining slices in a fashion that conceals the removal, but upon close examination there are gaps between the remaining slices, resembling cardboard "spokes."

This is most common in college towns, where customers are often too intoxicated/high to notice.
(Heard from fraternity house at 1:05 a.m., Thursday) "I've been fuckin' wagon wheeled!"
Wagon wheeled by ApolloCrudd October 11, 2011

wagon dragon 

Damn man! I shouted at the trolley dolly to fetch me a coke, but then she turned into a wagon dragon.
wagon dragon by Cockfeathers September 7, 2018

wagon tongue 

A women who can't shut up
Women can you shut that damn wagon tongue up for five minutes
wagon tongue by Brice Lynden Smith September 4, 2016